I have a million-dollar idea.

There should be a setting on my television remote called "Pregnant and barfing."

Or maybe just "Barfing," so as to accommodate those barfing for reasons other than pregnancy.

Anyway.

This button would filter food commercials from the broadcast. I just almost lost it during a Popeye's commercial.

If I hadn't breathed through it, it would have made... Four instances of barfing today. Fun times up in here!